The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we knew it. What life remained would be mutant, deviant, yet wondrous in its spectral, shape-shifting surrealism.  

The Sprite Jr. Story: Suddenly a small neon butt plug unexpectedly emerged as a peculiar yet bewildering presence in the apocalyptic forest. With its vibrant glow, mischievous demeanor and especially discreet size, it became known as “Sprite Jr.” As it skipped across the shattered remnants of a past civilization, the Aliens marveled at its well-evolved nubs and ridges that tickled and teased quite erotically...reminding that in the AlienNation pleasure could still be found in the most unexpected of places.  

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